Magic and Malarky
Ron's magic for libraries, preschools, children's birthday parties, and more in Chicago's west and northwest suburbs and northern IllinoisMore Haunted Humour
Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
A: No body!
Q: What did the mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
A: Don’t spook until you are spooken to!
Q: What happens if you see twin witches?
A: You won’t be able to tell which witch is which!
Q: What did the ghost buy for his haunted house?
A: Home Moaners Insurance
Q: What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
A: Squash!
Q: What was the result of the vote at the monster club meeting?
A: The EYES have it!
Q: What did Frankenstein say to his sweetheart?
A: “It was love at first fright!”
Q: What is a monster’s favorite food?
A: Ghoul Scout Cookies!
Q: What is a sea monster’s favorite dish?
A: Fish and ships!
Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster?
A: Hello! Hello!
Q: What kind of cereal do monsters eat?
A: Ghost-Toasties!
Q: What did Frankenstein get when he crossed his dog with his goldfish?
A: I don’t know, but it’s GREAT at chasing submarines!
Q: What position did a monster play on the soccer team?
A: The ghoulie!
Q: What monster has the best hearing?
A: The eeriest!
Q: Why are monsters forgetful?
A: Because everything goes in one ear and out the others!
Q: What kind of monster really likes to dance?
A: The boogieman!
Q: Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
A: Because he’ll keep it under wraps!
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