Spooky’s Ghost Jokes

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Spooky’s Favorite Ghost Jokes

Here are Spooky’s Ghost Jokes he found in the humor section of the library….

Q: What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
A: Boo boos.

Q: What do ghosts eat for dinner?
A: Spook-ghetti.

Q: What is a ghost’s favorite dessert?
A: Boo-berry pie and I SCREAM.

Q: What are little ghosts dressed in when it rains ?
A: Boo-ts and ghoul-oshes!

Q: What is a ghost’s favourite day of the week ?
A: Frightday !

Q: What should you say when you meet a ghost?
A: How do you boo, sir?

What is YOUR favorite of Spooky’s jokes?

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3 Comments»

Rebecca wrote @ January 22, 2011 at 1:47 am

My favorite
Q: What are little ghosts dressed in when it rains ?
A: Boo-ts and ghoul-oshes!

jane lynch wrote @ October 17, 2011 at 11:17 am

i love the joke

Wyrd Wanderer wrote @ October 24, 2011 at 8:10 pm

Thanks, Jane. Have you read the Haunted Humour section? I now have two pages of, essentially, Halloween jokes. Hope you enjoy them.

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